Anyone else really want NACHOS in here?

The school system in Philly is being crippled by an ongoing list of financial troubles...and I get to present a somber illustration for this weeks paper. Nothing humorous about this. The essential tool for a growing person is being done to, as the apple above, by this very city. No justice these days. 

Eh, why not ad in an illustration about a cook that uses weed in his dishes...weed. Yes, that weed.