This is to be a recurring logo/image to for a column dedicated to deriding Tom Corbett. The text eventually changed for this, but "Prick Patrol" has such a nice chime to it. Chyme to it...Gross.
For whatever reason, there are all these negative cellphone stories. The writers here don't like this ever-expanding technology. Frankly, my hand is running out of ways to show a cellphone. Therefore, this illustration literally is my hand (albeit grossly transformed), holding and evidence bagged phone. The story was something about blah blah cellphone laws. In case you cant figure it out, there is practically no time to post between deadlines.