**Gurgle** Wake me up when its all done...

Yet again I was commissioned to illustrate the our annual "Sumer Fun Guide", which last year I so aptly called "the week that I forgot". Again this years missing week was everything I thought it was, except it also made me a little sick. But it was all worth it, because I managed to draw the best Predator I ever have! Check it out!

more and More and MORE!

This is to be a recurring logo/image to for a column dedicated to deriding Tom Corbett. The text eventually changed for this, but "Prick Patrol" has such a nice chime to it. Chyme to it...Gross.


For whatever reason, there are all these negative cellphone stories. The writers here don't like this ever-expanding technology. Frankly, my hand is running out of ways to show a cellphone. Therefore, this illustration literally is my hand (albeit grossly transformed), holding and evidence bagged phone. The story was something about blah blah cellphone laws. In case you cant figure it out, there is practically no time to post between deadlines.

SWAMPED!!!

I am currently under several imminent deadlines, and more work is on the horizon. This is all very awesome, and Im not complaining. So, for your approval... more illustrations. Try and guess which ones were done on extremely short "I need this in an hour" deadlines (kinda like this post). Await next weeks post where I dump a whole buncha superhero crap on this site.


I actually really love this illustration. Its a direct rip of the "Taste the blood of Dracula" poster, easily one of the best vampire movies. Christopher Lee as Dracula...Hammer Horror...So good.


I almost cant remember what the rest of these were for. Since I have no time for this right now, Im gonna go and update later.